This week in Community Association Management: I've been in a pickle. A PARADOXICAL PREDICAMENT, if you will. My favorite new song from DBPR, SECONDS ON MINUTES is competing on the TOP TEN against the latest hit from SMASHING PUMPKINS - HATERS GONNA HATE. What to choose? The cheerleaders in my head are screaming 'WE HAVE SPIRIT, YES WE DO!' but If I don't get some work done, I'll get FIRED, so I'll think about that later - on WHITEBOARD WEDNESDAY.